Monday, June 20, 2005

I assassin down the avenue.

If your bored at work and reading this, just sabotage the clown in the next cube with some clover seeds, and you may get this:


Or if you are in for a more intricate plot, with hours of preparation, and bouncing rubber balls --- go with the hidden, above celing, tsunami tube of superball fun


Why not also think abbout this while your bored. A few days ago Donkey McDonkerton axed "why they aint found him yet," regarding Bin Laden. Well it turns out that the new director of the CIA claims to have an "Excellent idea" where he is hiding, but that we cannot get him because “you're dealing with a problem of our sense of international obligation, fair play.”

What? Are you freaking kidding me: international obligation? When has anyone associated with the Bush administration even been slightly concerned with fair play, especially when they are tracking Amerika's Most Wanted. This is just a stupid and pathetic excuse. Maybe even dumber than when when Bush was asked by the Washington Post why we haven't found him, and he remarked: "Because he's hiding." --President Bush, aboard Air Force One, Jan. 14, 2005. At least Bush's answer was more honest. Oh and Bush has also said that he has not found him because just doesn't spend that much time on him. Nope, too busy attacking countries that don't threaten us.


In more serious news, we have been watching this dumbass kid rap on the internets for years.

But how did he get his own show on MTV?


Who knew there were so many reasons to rock a Darwin Fish? I need one for my next trip to Bridgeville Delaware.


At 6:15 AM, Blogger Donkey Mcdonkerton said...

Andy Milonakis is one lucky fat bastard. He is pretty funny though, and I saw some previews that looked good.

Bush is moron, get OSAMA!

At 12:41 PM, Blogger subcontinental.giant said...

that Milonadonkus show does look funny, judging from the commercials.

Has it been long enough for us to use the word Tsunami in jokes yet ? I thought there was a 4-5 year grace period. Wait when was the Tsunami ?

At 7:53 AM, Blogger Donkey Mcdonkerton said...

its a TOO-SAMEE according to a guy here at work...hahah too-sameee

At 5:06 PM, Blogger subcontinental.giant said...

huh ?


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