Thursday, July 07, 2005

Hermaphroditic crab bombs: F Karl Rove volume 2

Just got done explaining to Southern Virginians the difference between male crabs (wash monument) and female crabs (capitol dome) and now this crazy mixture pops up.


With our entry in the Regional Finals, Donkies kickball is among the top 40 teams in the nation. Therefore, the Wall Street Journal decided to run a story on adult kickball. It beats the usual crap on their editorial page. In other news, I also heard that next week the Economist will run a 5-page feature on Donkies Soccer, after we crushed Richard Montgomery's Varsity soccer team last night. Guess us old guys can still get up and down the field.


I am writing this post from my own internets. But apparently someone was finally arrested for stealing a wi-fi signal. Is it still stealing if your neighbor doesn't encrypt their signal and you are using it in your own house? Techie geeks feel free to discuss.


WWTCD. Tom would not want you to steal internets. Tom: "Scott. You're being glib. Scott. You don't understand the internet, I do." He also doesn't want you to take any medicine. An open letter to Cruise by the Poopster. High-larious.


Can someone explain to me why there are hundreds of imitations of Dr. Pepper. Personal favorite: Mr. Pig from Piggly Wiggly, but I doubt a mere "Mr." can compete with the good doctor.


As Bryan would say. I love articles written in Hebrew reportedly stating that Sarunas J@#$#vicus is going to sign with Celtics. If anyone out there studied 1000 times harder for their Bar Mitzvah than I did, please transalte.


Be careful next time you roll on route 66. Apparently this cop shot, ran-over, and strangled a deer who fell 30 feet from an overpass.


And finally, as is tradition, I will end with the serious stuff. Al Queda, if they are responsible, must pay for these attacks on London. I still can't understand why we stopped trying to track down Osama and went to mess around with Iraq. What ever happened to fighting the terrorists in Iraq so we don’t have to fight them at home? So much for that theory.

While we should have been tracking down Osama. Senior administration officials were too busy leaking the names of CIA agents to reporters and busting their cover. As of now all signs point to Karl Rove as at least one of the leakers. First he accuses us "liberals" of treasonus acts now it very possible that he actually committed treason by outing a CIA agent, or at least lied about what he actually did to a grand jury. Once again, F Rove. F him with a hermaphroditic crab.


At 2:17 PM, Blogger rockstarjoe said...

I pay for my own internets as well, but i did happen to notice another network in my building called "Donkies". Thought you would approve.

At 7:31 AM, Blogger The Redonkulous Linker said...

Nice, does it actually say Donk-I-E-S, becuase then someone is really bitin our style.


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