Monday, August 29, 2005

Live-Blogging from my new Law Office/Ninja Dojo:


Start preparing for the Donkies(eys) takeover. With the authorities cracking down on Bit Torrent, a new network has risen to the top, eDonkey, seriously - its called eDonkey.
Really, I'm not joking.


Nene Hilaro Hilario-us link of the day

Did you know that if you lose the keys to your car a locksmith can simply make you another set -- all you have to do is promise that its your car and he will confirm the VIN and make the keys for you. Seriously, it happened to my buddy last weekend, and he reports that it was just that easy....well...maybe not just that easy for him...there were a few other mishaps along the way...but eventually was just that easy’s the story.



For all of you that have your IM blocked at work, you fools need to hop onto Google Talk – You can find me at . Gtalk also has a phone-over-internet feature that allows the Donkies worldwide to communicate. You expat Donkies in Australia and Sri Lanka need to get up with this

Via Spoony:
And for you Donkies training to join a Donkies athletic team, this google maps pedometer is like magic. It lets you plot out any course and instantly see the distance you will travel.


Those google products are the bananas. And lest you miss the point, I will spell it out like Gwen does b-a-n-a-n-a-s, in one of the most baffling (and I say annoying) pieces of music of the modern age.

“The 'shit' we surmise, is what she calls the exercises she’s teaching the other girls.”


In keeping with my theme of finding the Redskins trashed in local San Jose newspapers and other venues, I was in the waiting room at America’s Best (err Cheapest) Contacts and Eyeglasses and found this nugget in the Sporting News.

Fed Ex Field ranked 26th in the NFL

26. FedEx Field, Washington
This is an abomination that lacks the convenience and style of its predecessor, RFK Stadium. You get the feeling this place is more about money than football. When you're here, you feel like a pebble in the Grand Canyon. Everything is overdone, and the corporate presence is oppressive -- there's a Hooters on site, for crying out loud. The stadium is in the middle of nowhere, and traffic is a nightmare. But trying to park makes traffic seem like a dream.

An abomination? That is a pretty rough assessment. Sadly, true.


Dmacaveli would probably have been pissed at that ranking if he was still on the team, but as you could have learned today on his own personal website, Darcarien (Spurrierese) McCants was cut by the Skins last night.

Many people on the internets are unclear as to why D-rastaferian has his own personal website or such a vast array of nicknames. I personally think that, like Gwen, he’s the shit - or something like that.

Personal favorite nickname listed on the site: YA BOI. Not to be confused with sk8ter boi or holla-at-ya-boy.


Just listened to the new Kanye West album start to finish. Damn that arrogant bastard. So fuckin’ easy to hate him. Too bad he is right, his "shit" is by far the best thing hip hop has going right now.


And to spare you right-wingnuts, I will forgo my traditional Bush bashing conclusion, just remember Karl Rove, I have not forgotten.


At 8:41 PM, Blogger BWS said...

Like the new office. Maybe I should send the homeless guy in DC with the sign that says "Ninjas killed my family. Need money for Kung-Fu lessons." He couldn't have been homeless/hungry for too long since he was still that funny. Like always great links.

At 7:06 AM, Blogger rockstarjoe said...

I really didn't like the new Kayne. That guy is so full of himself, I just can't listen to it. Know what I got recently that was pretty awesome? The solo album from Gift of Gab. Check that shit out, it's good stuff.

At 10:29 PM, Anonymous donkeymcdonkerton said...

Dude, I came across about a week or so ago. I was just seeing if there was such a thing as and accidently put an e on it..i was like WHOA and sent IM's to ..I think boles and spoony.


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