Friday, December 23, 2005

Pre-Holidays Donkiness

In a huge victory for reasonable people, a Pennsylvania Court ruled that Intelligent Design cannot be taught in science class, because it is just religion in disguise. No shit. Churchy finally gets smacked down.

The Judge, however, declined to comment on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he knows better than that to mess with that mutha.

Yes I have been dumped over the instant messenger in the past. In fact, I have been given the “maybe we should just be friends” over IM, while an adult. It is very embarrassing, I know, but at least I can take pride in my response” “I already have enough friends.” Anyway, at least I never got this kind of news over the IM, or in any other manner, “you’ve got mail....and an STD”

Ok a rumored Donkies trip to the homeland of a few soccer Donkies, just got a little more interesting.

Bolivia has elected as its leader, Evo Morales, of the Movement towards Socialism, trouncing his nearest rival for the presidency, the pro-US Jorge candidate by 20 points.

This is where it gets interesting, the socialist
Señor Morales, used to lead a coca-growers’ union, and has promised to legalize the cultivation of coca, the primary ingredient in cocaine — to the horror of the US, which has pursued a big coca eradication effort in Bolivia in recent years. Bolivia is the world’s third largest producer of cocaine.
So an-anti US President who is pro-cocaine, good times. The long-rumored Donkies trip to the homeland would be a bit insane.


The real life inspiration for “Turtle” from Entourage passed away a couple days ago.

This sad news is is doubly sad due to Turtle’s real nickname
“Carroll, 39, who was known as “Donkey,” collapsed in his fiancee’s arms Sunday night. He was rushed to the hospital but died in the emergency room.”

Gotta pour out your 40's this weekend for a fallen Dooonkey.

With all the fantastical Chuck Norris stories makin the email rounds this week, it is time to remind everyone that nobody has more random fascinating facts than Vin Diesel. Just keep refreshing to learn new exciting facts. Refresh away.

Google Maps Is The Best, True that, Double True.


Finally on this holiday weekend I leave you with Santa’s very own cribs episode.


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