Flying Spaghetti Bandwagon

This weekend I wore the Redskins/FSM shirt again, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster did not disappoint. Despite a woeful showing by Mark Brunell. . . the efforts of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Coach Janky Spanky, and the Skins Defense combined to defeat the Bucs and move the Skins one step closer to greatness. Never was the Flying Monster of Pasta needed more than in this latest battle. Somehow his noodly appendages managed to knock two crucial Simms passes into the hands of Redskins linebackers and direct a bouncing pigskin straight into the arms of Spitter Taylor who carried the rock across the goal-line for what turned out to be the winning score.

(Are they twins?)












The efforts of the Flying Spaghetti monster were only matched by the superstar pictured above, Jacob. No, not Taylor Jacobs, he does absolutely nothing (especially with a hobbled Brunell) but I mean Jacob Summers son of Joe and Karen. Since he was born and returned from the hospital a couple months ago, the Skins have yet to lose. Thats right, every weekend that that kid has worn his Skins gear the team has emerged victorious.

Jacob S. and the Spaghetti Monster, that team cannot be stopped.

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The only DC news that could rival the skins victory was the coming of Abaramoffukah.

This is an event that has the potential to far surpass even Fitzmas on the grand destruction of the GOP scale. While Fitzmas only nailed Scooter Libby and is well on its way to Karl Rove, The greatness that is Abramoffukah may ensnare a whole shitload of republicans. What a great holiday season. Oh and don’t let anybody tell you that this is a bipartisan scandal. Abramoff only gave money to Republicans, helped start the K Street project to have only Republican lobbyists hired, and has never given a dollar to a Democrat.
So republicans - its all on you.

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My representation of the music business may begin with Sparky’s Flaw.
If you are tired of the mopey indie rock that I usually point to on this blog and wanna hear some actual fun and still talented musicians check out the Flaw.
They are a kickass college band that will soon become a kickass major label band. Add these fools to your myspace account, download them from itunes, and help me find some DC venues for the band to play.

I am looking to throw a bash in March starring Sparky's Flaw so lets find a location.

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And for absolutely no reason, here is a photo of a tuxedoed man holding a sewing machine in front of a crashed UPS truck. Huh?