Sunday, August 20, 2006

A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E (Dennis Leary tribute lyrics)

This is clearly the best baseball commentary you will ever see. Dennis Leary and the Red Sox first baseman: sticking it to a racist Mel Gibson. “I hope in rehab they are showing a video of that ....Braveheart, my ass.”

But don't stop with Mel Gibson. Conservative racism week rolls on (thanks Wonkette), as the George-Allen-racist-video that I linked to last week will not die. Here we have CNN, breaking down the brilliant decision by Allen to call the only brown guy at a rally in Southern Virginia, a racist monkey term meaning monkey. The Subcontinental Giant would not allow such words. We need to get Jim Webb elected in Virginia, and fast.

More fun with Allen – Guess the Real Virginian – and here is a hint: its not the guy white guy who grew up in Southern California. Here is another hint, it is not George Allen. Also, Rob tells John Stewart that he is Mcacan.
Finally, courtesty of Wonkette, here is the final entrant in GOP racism week.
The republican leading in the race for a vacant House seat, proclaims
"I grew up in Alabama, I understand - uh, I know this from my own experience that blacks are not the greatest swimmers, or may not even know how to swim”

Pretty smooth move buddy.
You know who is NOT Racist....Filliam H. Muffman.
The Colbert report has its own Wikiality, and Filliam H. Muffman is rightly celebrated. Take that Wikipedia

Here is the Wikiality definition of F.H.M.
"Portmanteau commonly used by Colbert Report host Stephen Colbert to refer to Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy, a Hollywood couple. Because Stephen has referred to them as Filliam H. Muffman, this is the ONLY acceptable way to properly refer to them. Filliam H. Muffman is the single most successful Hollywood couple. Ever. There will never be another one like them.

Their most famous work, "The Splendiferous Zeppelin Escapades of Filliam H. Muffman" was a film documenting their summer of love when they tried to close the last of the Nazi Zeppelins, that was being used as a mobile sweatshop by the Chinese. Filliam H. Muffman saved over 400 future Jolie children"

If the quality of this internet video is any indication, HDTV’s may soon become obsoloete, this is some quality stuff


At 6:17 PM, Blogger dumpoplex said...

DUDE! I just realized you were back. I am still catching up on the ikea hacks...

At 7:53 AM, Blogger The Redonkulous Linker said...

Glad you found your way back, you ready to Ikea Hack into the voting machines and take down George Allen?

At 8:11 PM, Blogger subcontinental.giant said...

I hate that guy... what a douche bagalow.


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