They all have a motto: Be rich, dress poor

I’m back from a relaxing weekend at the Delaware beach. For the first time, I did not even hit up the Dewey Beach bars even once. The same cannot be said for Scott Van Pelt. The ESPN talking head apparently got the phone number of some young lady at the Bottle and Cork and figured he would give her a call and leave a nice message. This girl, however, decided to save his message post it on the internets. Fortunately for us, and unfortunately for SVP, the site with the best contents on all the interwebs, Deadspin.com got a hold of the message.

You gotta feel bad for SVP for having a private message broadcast on the interwebs, but I’d have to agree that all-in-all he comes out looking like a good guy, maybe trying to hard to be funny - but damn funny nonetheless.
Here is the long, funny, dewey-beach-centric phone message in all its glory

While Deadspin has been providing the best content lately, the best overall site continues to be YouTube. You can find a video of anything on that site. As proof of that, I found this video of Van Pelt at the very same Dewey bar where the previous meeting went down.

I will be in back Dewey/Rehoboth on Labor Day Weekend, and while I KNOW SVP wont be returning after this incident, maybe I will spot another Sportscenter anchor goin for the Leather or Stuart Scott hollerin'.

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If you don’t wanna get caught reading Deadspin at work, another greater Gawker-media site, Lifehacker, provides this badass website that converts any other website into a work-friendly viewer. Type in any URL and you can read it at work without fear of the man lookin over your shoulder.
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Anyone who has been to college and gotten fucked up has enjoyed the novelty-countryfied-bluegrass version of Snoop Dogg’s epic classic Gin N Juice as performed by the Gourds. Well in this video we learn that Snoop also enjoys the version....as he sings along.

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I don’t know how the Wizards will be able to cope with the loss of Jared Jeffries. This Knicks blogger is already imagining the Bird vs. Magic comparisons that will arise during Knicks practices when the world gets to witness Jeffries vs. Balkman.
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Dcist points me to the wonderful customizable Stephen Colbert “On Notice Board” Generator. You can input anything that you would like to place “on notice" and it goes up on the big board.

Edit to your heart’s content, but whatever you do, do not erase the greatness that is FILLIAM H. MUFFMAN.

For your further viewing pleasure, here is the origin of Filliam H Muffman that wonderful Bennifer-like blend of Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy
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Of all the myriad dance remixes centered around Wilford Brimley’s pronounciation of the word “Diabetes” this is clearly the BEST.
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Here are some links to almost every Penn & Teller Bullshit episode from Showtime, all hosted on google video. My favorite has to be the episode in which they expose the bullshit that is bottled water. I drink the stuff but only because I am redonkulously lazy.
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The greatest bright spot in my move to Virginia would be if I get to cast the deciding vote to defeat racist Senator George Allen. Watch this video of Allen, yesterday, calling an Indian UVA student Macaca - twice - which is apparently a monkey-based racial slur. Nice move dick.